Animals: Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed...

By Anon - 08/03/2012 11:53 - United States

Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML

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Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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mk58 31

Thursday 8 March 2012 15:58

Unless she needed the dog for service (those dogs are extremely well-trained), I fail to see why she would need her dog at the grocery store.

kiran_fml 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 15:58

Isn't she not allowed to bring her dog in anyways?

Comments

girlfreaknasty 0

Sunday 11 March 2012 12:25

You ever wonder if maybe it was a service dog?

Kewipop 3

Monday 12 March 2012 23:23

I bring my dog everywhere with me because I am a guide dog trainer. Did you ever think of that possibility. We groom our dogs everyday and make sure they are clean and will not cause health hazerds

FenrisFiasco 6

Tuesday 13 March 2012 2:57

Look, if the dog wasn't filthy or bothering anyone you should've just kept your mouth shut. Do you not know how many people fondle the food you buy? A grocery store is disturbingly unsanitary in general, so unless the dog was digging its crack and pawing through the salad bar like I see people doing...

GetTheFuckOut 7

Monday 19 March 2012 18:08

You deserve it for getting into business that's not even yours.

acs123acs 22

Saturday 9 March 2013 6:41

If the dog was a service dog then you definitely deserved it. If it was not a service/aid dog then it would be an fml. So what kind of dog was it op?

mkcherry 14

Monday 26 August 2013 20:36

Its freaking gross to bring your pets somewhere food is being served or displayed, especially a grocery store where there is open produce etc. I probably wouldnt have said anything to her just because I don't believe in talking to ignorant people for no reason but the store employees should have said something to her. If you have a service dog they need to be CLEARLY labeled as such, more than likely she was some bimbo with a small yapping animal that could have been left at home.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 24 November 2015 1:44

Was the dog a service animal?

rubberduck_of_doom 31

Thursday 22 June 2017 17:22

On the one hand she totally overreacted and I feel sorry for you! On the other Hand: Get of your high horse!!! I've seen lots of dogs in grocery stores and it's not like they were running around and licking or ******** on everything. Some dogs just can't be left alone because they bark a lot and the neighbours get angry or whatever. So what is a person that lives alone with just his/her dog to do? Not go shopping ever? As long as the dog is well behaved I personally don't see a problem with bringing it!

FemskyD 26

Wednesday 13 December 2017 16:28

I have a dog and always gets criticized by strangers about these things.. she needs to ask upfront, and if the store allows it sorry to say, but then it's none of your business..

gsmalls666 11

Wednesday 16 December 2020 3:56

a service dog does not need identification. they are not allowed in food prep areas. it's cleaner than you are. my dog(yes a registered service dog) goes everywhere with me. if someone bitches I tell them to go **** themselves. 99% of the stores I go to are disappointed if he's not with me. stop being a nosy **** unless the dog is bothering you(not just being there). if it's a problem it's not a service dog. u deserve it bitch