Miscellaneous: Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor...

By Exhausted - 28/11/2011 06:07 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I was called an "inconsiderate scum bucket" by my neighbor because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs, as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

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By Earplugged - 25/01/2015 05:01 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I have to wear earplugs in my own apartment because my neighbor won't turn down his music. My landlord doesn't believe me because "people with disabilities can't be rude." FML

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By IMAWAKE - 17/03/2014 19:07 - United States - Romulus

Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML

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By jauregz - 25/05/2017 00:00 - Australia - Lalor

Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML

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By tnh - 17/11/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML

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By IcyWindows - 01/04/2014 02:03 - United States - Syracuse

Today, my neighbor yelled at me because, according to him, the sound of me scraping the ice off my windshield wakes him up every morning. This is the same neighbor who ran over my mailbox last week because there was too much snow on his windows to see properly. FML

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By anonymous - 26/03/2015 03:43 - United States

Today, I slept through my alarm because it was drowned out by humming. My humming, in my sleep. Even my body is against me waking up on time. FML

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By tiredofthis - 10/10/2012 17:38 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, my roommate set her extremely loud alarm clock for 5am and continued to hit the snooze button every ten minutes until 7:30. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2016 13:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2019 19:00 - United Kingdom - Sutton Coldfield

Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Monday 28 November 2011 11:50

I suggest calling the police for disturbing the peace and noise pollution.

Jimster1712 0

Monday 28 November 2011 11:50

An inconsiderate scum bucket? That otta be the bext swear wor ever invented

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forbiddenz 0

Monday 28 November 2011 14:24

Buy more alarm clocks and set them to go off hours a part after you leave. This way your neighbor will no longer want to stay up untill 4 am.

stewie13_666 0

Monday 28 November 2011 14:43

You misspelled neighbor dumbass

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 28 November 2011 15:06

Since when did a girl have the name of Stewie?

heyzus100 6

Monday 28 November 2011 14:44

How thin are your walls? o.o

BadMeetsREvil 0

Monday 28 November 2011 15:57

Stop right there, criminal scum!

metallicshadow 16

Monday 28 November 2011 16:04

tell them what you told us

babygurlotofhavn 0

Monday 28 November 2011 16:24

That's past quiet hours they could get in trouble for that. Sorry guy or girl. :)

AliCat18 12

Monday 28 November 2011 17:01

i would take your alarm clock and hide it in a bush near their bedroom window! They started a war and you are just firing back!

smashgrab 0

Monday 28 November 2011 18:11

File a noise complaint. I'm not sure what the noise pollution laws say in your area, but I'm sure blasting the TV at 4am isn't allowed.

BlAzEtHiS 0

Monday 28 November 2011 21:22

If I were you I'd tell them to go **** themselves and next time their tv is up too loud call the police and report them for disturbing the peace

alanmacabre 2

Monday 28 November 2011 21:27

Bite it, you scum.

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