By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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Pandamomma 2

hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

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singleto 11

Apparently your son is a genius.

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skyeyez9 24

Because a 4 month old infant is perfectly capable of walking around by himself. -.-

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Cortier1992 6

That kid is awesome. ******* nice kid.

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QueenofWheels 13

I love this. Even if he was 14 it's your child and you can do whatever you want. I bet they keep their mouth shut now.

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JazNim17 18

Since when are babies not supposed to be held? They sound like my great aunt, who once told my cousin not to comfort her screaming six month old or "he'd become too dependent on Mom." This same aunt had her kids taken away twice, so advice she gives and any similar should not be taken seriously.

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Vino227 5

You can not, under any circumstances, spoil an infant. That nosy old woman got what she deserves.

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