By Pandamomma - 21/07/2014 12:58 - United States - Dunn

Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
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hi. OP here. I said FML because I ended up having to apologize and act as if I was sincere. I failed miserably and ended up laughing hysterically. I did feel a little bad.

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brainymes 30

Since when is it a crime to carry a four month old?!

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TheNamezZero 5

He's a keeper!

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martin8337 35

A little weapon of mass destruction?

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

So he is supposed to be walked at the age that lady is a moron.

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sannah_fml 8

I hope that, when I choose to procreate, my spawn will be as awesome as yours, OP.

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havahnegila 22

Serendipity at it's finest !!! :D :D

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CSXIV 19

FYL for having to apologize to the older couple-but they SO had it coming.

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RedPillSucks 31

This is really advice for older kids. Your kid must be big for his age. However, that's stuff they could have kept to themselves.

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fantasyworld 37

He can't walk. His response was awesome.

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