Work: Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there...

By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By trash80 - 21/02/2018 19:00

Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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iheartglasses 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:22

But she never said anything? Or anyone else in line? This is totally funny :)

matt692009 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:24

i remember a midget at my school was being yelled at to stand up repeatably, she was already standing, but so shy she cudnt talk.

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DriAA7 17

Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:08

someone should have said she was there or picked her up and put her on the counter

Glorii 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:40

guess she couldnt hear you.

TheOtherNewest1 6

Tuesday 2 November 2010 18:46

Totally her fault, don't feel bad. She didn't say anything. For that matter, no one else did.

Gummybears4life 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:11

*Dwarf

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 2 November 2010 19:15

Must have been a deaf midget.

z0mbieT3ddyB3ar 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 20:04

can you say awkward moment. The lady should have spoken up though.

skatebud89 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 20:11

Why is the term midget offense? I looked it up and it said "someone of dimuative stature" so its a term used to discribe someone short... how is that bad? I'm not tryin to be a jerk, but I would like to know how that's offensive?