Work: Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there...

By saraleerocha - 02/11/2010 06:20 - France

Today, I was cashier at work. The line came to a stop, but there was still people there. I kept saying next, but no one moved. I finally looked over the counter where there was a lady who had been standing there the whole time. She was a midget. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By trash80 - 21/02/2018 19:00

Today, while checking out at Target, I had the choice of standing behind one lady or a long line. Naturally, I chose the former. Half an hour later, the long line had completely passed, and I was still standing behind the lady, who was now arguing with the cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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By mybad - 11/09/2014 03:57 - United States

Today, at work, a midget came in to buy beer. Not only was he almost as tall as me, he got offended when I had to card him and explain that the manager told me to card everyone, and that it wasn't because he was short. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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By jules - 17/04/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I was in the supermarket when I saw a little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I went over to him and asked if his mom knew where he was. The boy turned around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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iheartglasses 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:22

But she never said anything? Or anyone else in line? This is totally funny :)

matt692009 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 12:24

i remember a midget at my school was being yelled at to stand up repeatably, she was already standing, but so shy she cudnt talk.

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fuzzy1994 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:31

its not you fault, the bitch shoulda said something ( "im right here" would sufice )

Tahsis 4

Tuesday 2 November 2010 22:40

SHould be "there WERE still people in line." Learn subject-verb agreement

gabbygremlin 0

Tuesday 2 November 2010 23:51

Holy awkward, batman!

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 3 November 2010 0:42

gonna* Seriously, there are* grammar*** ***If you're going to be a grammar Nazi, at least know how to spell 'grammar'.

deformedsurf 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 1:39

If normal sized people are forced to call midgets "little people," then they should have to attach an orange bicycle flag to themselves and wear bells on their shoes so we can see and hear them and don't risk hurting ourselves tripping over them.

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:12

ROFL... bicycle flag and bells... awesome

Sparx1_1 16

Wednesday 3 November 2010 1:50

I work with a few people who are extremely short and they do shit like that on purpose just to embarrass other people. OP might feel bad that it happened but the midget also gets a YDI for thinking it's OK to be a douchebag to make up for being short. If he comes in again ask him if he's a mute too and if he isn't then refuse to serve him.