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By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus

Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML

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By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

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By Asshole Parker - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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By Idiot on the bus - 25/03/2017 12:00

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

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By Spudzy - 11/04/2012 16:46 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML

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Oh, hai!

By Anonymous - 25/05/2020 20:00

Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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By SoGoodAtLife - 09/03/2016 19:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I gave my boss a ride home from work. I had my phone on hands-free mode, so all calls would come through on speaker. I got a call from the new job I was applying at, with my boss listening to each word. FML

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alexy0806 3

Monday 30 May 2011 8:54

tell her it is because she looked beautiful.

mercuryburst 0

Monday 30 May 2011 8:51

good impression

Comments

devkar 0

Monday 30 May 2011 16:58

that's why you shouldn't stare, ok?

itscrzyclaire 0

Monday 30 May 2011 17:18

YDI, because you shoukdnt be staring at random people for your amusement! THATS REALLY CREEPY!!!

bigjenpen 3

Monday 30 May 2011 17:54

Did you lick ur lips?

Goingunder817 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:16

What happened when you saw her at work?

lauderdale80_fml 0

Monday 30 May 2011 18:38

LOL I love this !!!

e077 15

Monday 30 May 2011 18:56

LOL how old are you you wont be working there long.

UnDerThEcaRpEt 0

Monday 30 May 2011 19:43

so tell her you did it cuz u knew who she was and it was a joke - problem solved

tbonea1990 0

Monday 30 May 2011 20:57

how old are you learn to be mature

Sparx1_1 16

Monday 30 May 2011 21:14

That's what you get for being an idiot. Then again, only a complete idiot would think doing something to intentionally creep out a woman is funny anyway. Next time you feel like being a complete tool try playing the staring game with a big angry looking trucker or better yet a gang-banger or a biker.