By skinny dipper - 21/10/2011 02:48 - United States

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Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
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FreshSalad 1

Well you see officer, we were going to go swimming but then uh, our , um, clothes got dirty so we had to take them off... Just arrest me.

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structuredchaoz 4

Ouch. You were likely busted the moment you left the house with her.

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corrinaswan 0

Hope ur a girl so it won't be so bad but ur most likely not

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aardvarkish 16

Can't believe nobody's said "Threesome!" yet...

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Kondemned 0

Your my hero! Talk about eff the police!

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JinxosGirl87 0

Now you know that she has a tracking device under her skin. Wherever she is, dad's not far away.

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leadman1989 15

But DAAAAAAAD!! Try it works everytime. (warning the following advice may not works but actually get you into MORE trouble just try and avoid doing idiotic things.

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jasin13 5

You meant you were caught skinny dipping with the officer's daughter. It's worded as if the officer had his daughter with him. Learn your words.

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