By skinny dipper - 21/10/2011 02:48 - United States

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Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML
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FreshSalad 1

Well you see officer, we were going to go swimming but then uh, our , um, clothes got dirty so we had to take them off... Just arrest me.

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Scands_59 14

lol ditch the bitch, put your pants on and RUN for your life!! :D

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xSynergY 8

Hope that wasn't the first time she got to see your junk.... Shrinkage!!!

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DynamicDave 11

"I don't know how you guys walk around with those things."

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h0b0m0nk3y 7

Score for nudity. Interesting introduction.

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ajmacrae 5

Cue in the police brutality, right.....about.....NOW!

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TheDrifter 23

They'll treat him like a king. Rodney King to be exact.

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g3rusz 6

Now that's a story to tell the grandchildren...

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DDpandaz 0

At least he didn't take his clothes off

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mplan68 7

I'm going to guess your charges in jail listed indecent exposure, resisting arrest, drug possesion with intent to sell, public intoxication, among other things? There are only two thing more dangerous than a dad with a pretty daughter, the first is a dad with a pretty daughter and a gun, and the second is a dad with a pretty daughter, a gun, and a badge.

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RedPillSucks 31

and no other witnesses.

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