Transportation: Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it... - FML

By milhouse86 - 27/09/2010 19:22 - United States

Today, I was changing in the back seat of my new truck when it started to roll backwards. In my haste to reach the brake, I hit my head and fell face first into the steering wheel. I then realized that it wasn't rolling. The car next to me was just pulling out. FML

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milhouse86 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:16

yea, that would have sucked lol

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DocBastard 38

Monday 27 September 2010 23:27

Am I the only one who read "the guy next to me was just pulling out?" That would have made this even funnier.

Phustercluck 11

Tuesday 28 September 2010 0:15

Speaking from experience are we?

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Focker218_fml 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 0:56

That is so freakin hilarious!!!

blackopschamp 0

Monday 22 November 2010 3:20

lolz add to favorites

BigGrouchy 0

Monday 17 October 2011 19:00

Retard

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Saturday 17 December 2011 10:00

I hate those illusions.

kristen5286 12

Friday 21 November 2014 10:39

That's hilarious

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