Miscellaneous: Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By neednewshoes - 07/12/2017 01:30

Today, like every day, I flushed a public toilet with my foot. Today, unlike every day, my foot missed the handle and landed in the unflushed water. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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Fast and Furious

By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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MiseryMan 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:19

It is typical for some animals to use the smell of their own urine and feces to attract a mate. The smell is a sort of biological turn on. OP should see if this theory works for humans too.

picturetaker 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 9:24

YDI for being lazy. and wouldn't you notice if someone didn't flush?

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Einstein714 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 11:43

it must be the end of the world cause the op can't figure the washing machine out

Wet_Dream 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 13:09

hahaha

IceCream53423 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 13:41

.....Get a new shirt?

cassiie_fml 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 13:47

Personally, I would never be able to look at said shirt in quite the same way ever again.

StrawberryPiez_ 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 14:28

BAHAHAHA

ShokuMasterLord 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 15:13

Whatever I'm doing in the bathroom, if the toilet is unflushed I always flush it.

epicwinmaster 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 15:44

FIRST!!!!!! oh yeah eat it *******!!!

TrippingOverAir 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 15:44

What a SHITTY shirt you're wearing! ... :D

jakedmagic 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 16:16

Its pretty nasty but I think it was the OP's fault for going into the bathroom and not even bothering to flush it when it was full of crap. And for being lazy by not even reaching down. YDI