Intimacy: Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied...

By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

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By Extended_desktop - 11/09/2011 17:53 - Poland

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

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NSFW

By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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You deserved it 3 422

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

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You deserved it 40 193

By 420dits - 26/01/2010 01:16 - Canada

Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML

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By burb - 25/09/2013 19:23 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 37 789

persianality 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 12:06

hahaha

helloello 2

Sunday 21 March 2010 12:32

ah this bring me back to the days of 9th grade and round there. msn use to be the bee's knees

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strawberry6826 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 14:46

lmfaooo ydi.

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 15:13

Just trying to steer you in the right direction for the rest of the weekend honey. Easy answer.

Tarak_fml 7

Sunday 21 March 2010 15:19

tell her your computer has a virus and it keeps poppin up

wilkshire13 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 15:19

was it niggers.on.nimp.org ? that shit is so funny when u set it as sumone homepage XD

EatYourBrains 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 15:19

you dhoulda told her its cause u cant get off to her. HAHA ydi

jessicams 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 15:39

Next time use Google Chrome with an incognito window. YDI for being an idiot.

Rickyretardo 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 16:01

4 lol

mattman154 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 16:13

tell her you found a video of her and another guy. she'll go on the defensive

koerviipns 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 5:18

^^^^FTW!!!!!!!^^^^

cajekraze 7

Sunday 21 March 2010 16:21

repeat! This is like the 3rd te this story or some version has been posted! Boo unoriginality!

iskatethe218 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 16:24

i think ive seen an fml just like this

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Same thing different taste

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