Love: Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML

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By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

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Self-esteem boost

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

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Crushed

By annonymous - 19/09/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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An attempt was made

By Nofatforme - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

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FantomOfDarkness 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:42

I would have said no

elucas 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:40

Oh man, that's harsh.

Comments

Mulada 0

Monday 9 November 2009 6:03

You shoulda responded "Even if I was the ugliest man on the planet, I'd rather eat monkey shit then look at you." It would've been cruel, but do you think she wouldn't deserve it?

WonderBlunder 0

Monday 9 November 2009 6:04

"Hey girl, I'm sorry to say but you're right, you're kinda ugly.. Guys who are hotter than me won't date you.. So I guess you'll have to settle with me.." Happily ever after =)

Psychs7 11

Monday 9 November 2009 6:04

*sigh* do you know nothing about women? They are at there most vulnerable when they are insicure!!!! As soon as she tells you shes having one of those "i'm ugly, nobody wants to be with me" days alarm bells should go of in your head and a big fat bullseye should paint itself on her forehead. She didn't mean your ugly, she was being hypothetical, that was your chace to make a move dumbass!!!! Now go buy the bitch some flowers and suprise her in the evening, odds are since your already her friend you'll be laid within 24 hours. WELL.................. what are you waitig for? RUN PUSSY RUN!!!

Mulada 0

Monday 9 November 2009 6:12

Fwahahaha! Ah man, that was hilarious!

ANTONKR 0

Monday 9 November 2009 13:36

i think that guy knows more about relationships then anyone on earth. EPIC WIN!!!

Tubasaurus 0

Monday 9 November 2009 6:11

Why are you in love with an insecure and conceited bitch? Even if you were the ugliest person on the planet, what she said is still very arrogant, because she is basically saying that only hot guys are worthy of dating her. Also, $10 says she would have smacked you if you asked her the same question.

chix0rgirl 0

Monday 9 November 2009 6:11

Does she know that you love her? If she doesn't, it might be your perfect opportunity, hah.

SarcasticAvenger 9

Monday 9 November 2009 6:44

Should have given her a black eye and a fat lip. Then her ugly statement would be true.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Monday 9 November 2009 8:15

SarcasticAvenger, I like the way you think :D

kayla165 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:02

just let her know what you think of her but do not be rude to her about it.

prettyboy82 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:02

Since what she said was shallow and hurtful, I would have simply said NO and made her feel worse. Maybe mean, but being shallow and saying hurtful things isn't okay!

lives_ppl 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:08

Well what's she supposed to say? "You'd date me, right?" - That would give off the wrong idea. "If you are someone else, you'd date me, right?" - That would be confusing. "If you are someone I don't know, you'd date me, right?" - That would be confusing as well since it does sound kind of creepy. By hot guy, she probably just meant someone else but with the parameters of being the type that would be able to get anyone he wants.