Love: Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for...

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I was cheering up the girl I've been in love with for years. She was having one of those, "I'm ugly, no one wants to be with me" days. To cheer herself up, she said to me, "If you were a hot guy, you'd date me, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2009 02:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML

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By QuietGirlSucks - 30/08/2016 15:51 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I tried talking to the very quiet girl in my grade. We were having a conversation when a very hot guy walked into the cafeteria. I said to the girl, "The things I would do for him…" She looked at me dead in the eye and said, "That's my boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 4 735

Self-esteem boost

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 00:10 - United States

Today, I have been dating an incredibly gorgeous woman. She had a poor self image and after the longest time, I finally convinced her to seek counselling to help her self esteem. It worked. So well in fact that she just broke up with me because she "finally realized she could do so much better" FML

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By izzy_the_pessimist - 10/09/2018 18:30

Today, at lunch, I was talking to my friends about having a boyfriend. Suddenly, some boy I don't even know said, "Nobody wants to date that ugly bitch." FML

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By Pissed Off - 07/03/2009 10:13 - Australia

Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend, "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML

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You deserved it 12 048

By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By cheshirealyce - 05/03/2015 17:36 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my day began with a "Good morning, beautiful." and ended with a "Maybe someone would love you if you were pretty." FML

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You deserved it 2 822

Crushed

By annonymous - 19/09/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

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You deserved it 2 711

Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 892

An attempt was made

By Nofatforme - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada

Today, I saw a girl I haven't seen in 4 years. She used to like me back then. Since then I have lost 50 pounds, and never had the confidence to ask her out. She said I looked really sexy so I decided to ask her out on a date then and there. She said no, she only likes fat guys. FML

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You deserved it 4 882

FantomOfDarkness 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:42

I would have said no

elucas 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:40

Oh man, that's harsh.

Comments

cerebellum_fml 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:46

Really have fun in life, just remember communication is priority #1

tvspeedy07 0

Monday 9 November 2009 8:08

Why are you wasting your time on a girl who is clearly not interested in you? Save yourself some time and enjoy life more, there are 3 billion other girls out there to have fun with.

Emrysa 1

Monday 9 November 2009 8:15

RE: If you were a hot chick, I'd think about it.

laughingman 0

Monday 9 November 2009 8:17

this is what I and you should have said, " no I wouldn't date someone as shallow as you even if I was a hot guy..... o and cheer up :)"

Kjakan 2

Monday 9 November 2009 8:37

YDI for being in love with someone stupid and ugly

cmac86 23

Monday 9 November 2009 8:50

was it her time of the month?

jazlyn 0

Monday 9 November 2009 9:33

Ouch, man. In my experience we females pride ourselves on wording things so people don't get hurt or offended (unless we want them to). I'm sorry you got the one douche that hasn't figured out delicacy yet.

invisiblerabbit 0

Monday 9 November 2009 9:47

shoulda jizzed in her eye matey!

Mx_Rider 6

Monday 9 November 2009 11:21

goshhh dam #82 LAWL xD win

FlaminYawn 0

Monday 9 November 2009 12:10

when you learn to pound that puss while stimulating the clit until their entire body feels euphoric during multiple orgasms, you'll get a lot of girls falling in love with you, so work on your sex skills.