By MdMan2 - 04/06/2015 02:14 - United States - West Mclean

Today, I was choking on a popcorn kernel at the movie theater. Nobody helped me. The workers in there told me to leave because I was "disrupting the audience". FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 452
You deserved it 2 768

MdMan2 tells us more.

MdMan2 23

OP here. The movie was the new avengers. And yea, I'm ok. Thanks for asking.

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

devildog562 33

Hope you can pop back from this salty experience .

167 6
CliffyB03 28

So choking is disruptive, but not the girl that sits next to me taking selfies with the flash on?

96 10

Comments

tranced_ 45

I would've came to tap your back bruh I'm sorry the workers treated you that way. .

7 1
akai4986 16

anyone else is curious as what the movie was ?

5 12
freddygasman 18

@41 the question was asked at comment 14, and OP responded at comment 34

4 2
imkool136 22

Well first they stole all her money on popcorn and now they're gonna let her die?!? That's horrible.

34 1
abNormal62 23

They don't like it when you leave your cell phone on. You think they're going to tolerate an inconvenient death or ambulance call

22 2
saifnaqvi11 21

I've been there before. Aside from the getting kicked out. Just a bunch of angry people telling me to stop being so loud. Like I'm sorry let me just choke quoted for you.

17 1
Rodville 28

Call an ambulance and don't leave till they get there and walk you out.

2 6
balake_fml 8

"Guys only like me for my body and idk why"

24 8
bloodlusthatter 17

If they kicked out everyone who choked during 50 shades of grey the movie industry would go out of business

20 0