By MdMan2 - 04/06/2015 02:14 - United States - West Mclean

Today, I was choking on a popcorn kernel at the movie theater. Nobody helped me. The workers in there told me to leave because I was "disrupting the audience". FML
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MdMan2 23

OP here. The movie was the new avengers. And yea, I'm ok. Thanks for asking.

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devildog562 33

Hope you can pop back from this salty experience .

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CliffyB03 28

So choking is disruptive, but not the girl that sits next to me taking selfies with the flash on?

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MdMan2 23

OP here. Thanks for all your concern! And to the people who were wondering, it was the new avengers movie. And the comments made me laugh! Hopefully I don't have another situation that gets published? It's an accomplishment but not an accomplishment to be proud of. There's pain that comes with it.

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anniepotatoes 12

Probably thought you were joking or something haha sorry dude):

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Jonkbaby 22

It sucks but if I'm able to, I go out to the lobby. Although your situation would make a great Seinfeld episode

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anonamous14 9

That was a great movie! But yeah that's happened to me before too

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fuckmylife778463 4

Everyone on this app takes so much shit from other people

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