Kids: Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid... - FML

By td1078 - 24/05/2012 15:50 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML

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td1078 2

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:44

I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.

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SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 24 May 2012 18:59

You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.

SarahBearrra 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 19:02

Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.

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robc32ca 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:56

You're a good person... You deserve better

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:01

All you dirty people. You must be punished for your sin... I'll bring the silk rope, butter and jumper cables.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:05

I'm bringing rubber gloves, a tazer, and a camera. I'll tell you right now, NOBODY is sticking me up their ass. I've seen BrokeBack Mountain.

drakej 0

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:06

Wow! That kids mom is a ****! Or a germaphobe!

Megan98 18

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:18

Time for a bath, OP?

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:18

Fine by me, who's got the jungle gym, human sized Pokéball and drum of maple syrup? Lets get this party startef.

noisebox 1

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:20

You should have retorted: "but you're the one who smells like rotten fish"......

pulore 3

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:20

I lived in md for 6 yrs and theres alot of assholes like that! Sorry you were treated that way for trying to be helpful OP.

spottyblanket 8

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:22

OP even if you were urm...unkempt, I honestly don't understand the mother's reaction

fmlman287 0

Monday 25 June 2012 12:18

I know right? What a b***h!

ICastillo 24

Thursday 24 May 2012 21:26

Hey drifter can I borrow your silk rope and jumper cables and Squeaky can I borrow your camera?!?

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