By td1078 - 24/05/2012 15:50 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 878
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I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.

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Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.

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SarahBearrra 4

Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.

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groupleader 7

Mmmmmmm how filthy are you? Sorry, but if you are dirty in the right way, that is a big turn on to me.

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youprobablydidit 3

I was going to criticize you for that, but the fact that you're #69 made the comment kinda awesome.

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piercyn 5

Can I come with too?

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Tali147 16

31 - IS there anyway to say that without sounding like a perv?

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Tali147 16

Oh no. I just realized that I shower naked! NoorFML, please do not tell my mother!

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pinkpixie06 11

I am an "overprotective parent" because I feel like I can't be too safe in this world. But that mother had no right to be so offensive when you were just trying to be helpful. No good deed goes unpunished, though...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

76- Dirty girl! You always bathe in overalls! It's the rules! Bend over and get your 40 lashes with a wet noodle! Oh god, what? ....... *cue the porno music* xD

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ICastillo 24

Hey 75 you're the one that showers naked haha

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ndmsr1970 0

That's is sad , if she was that concerned she should have been with her child , so she could have helped him in the first place ... Mrs nice Nasty, teaching her kid to have no manners.... Sterilization...

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ICastillo 24

I must confess as well, I also am naked underneath my clothes!!!

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