By td1078 - 24/05/2012 15:50 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
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I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.

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SkoomaKi 27

You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.

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SarahBearrra 4

Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

No! Don't touch my goddamned camera! *shatter* ...****. Today, I broke my camera while protecting the **** on it. FML.

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angelofsaturn 23

I'm guessing that the kid gets sick at the drop of a hat. Shit kids need contact with some germs so they don't end up catching the plague or something cause their immune system is so weak. Damn it's not like you were picking your ass first.

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perdix 29

Maybe you were just so sexy, the mom was afraid you were going to bust up her kid's carefully-crafted Oedipus complex.

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perdix 29

Big deal, I change my car's oil naked -- the neighbors are particularly scandalized when I bend way over to reach the filter. ;)

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Papiamilli 1

I wuda been like "had you been helping your child u wouldn't have to waste a perfectly fine lid. See how is it was for you to get up and throw it away, it would have been just as easy to get him one on your own!"

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Marlie_May84 4

I'm sorry, OP, what a meanie D=. I would have been very grateful if you would have helped my daughter (though she is pretty tall for her age). Just keep on being the sweet girl you are! ^o^

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isaiaah 6

What a b*tch! Just can't be nice these days can you? People can't accept hospitality it's ridiculous

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Annnieck 5

One does not simply, hand something over without passing germs. No seriously OP, I feel bad for you, just keep up the being a good person!

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