If the leg hit you in the eye, and rest of the slaughtered frog hit you in the face, please tell us.... where was your eye when it got hit by the leg?

you people are so dumb. someone wrote allmost the same stuff two days ago with an insect instead but you already forgot right ?

My dog used to chase frogs... They used to squeal when he caught them... We tried to stop him but he would snufffle around under the plants... The squeal is creeepy

Free frogs legs. Most people have to pay for such things. Lucky bugger. :-P

wasn't there an fml about something like this but a bug and a fan? but either way that's gross

He must have a serious weed whacker if the thing has blades on it. Must be for killing any wildlife that crosses his path.

This is more of an FML for the frog.. =

Today, I was relaxing in the grass after bringing food to my tadpoles when a whirring sound abruptly interrupted my serenity followed by a stinging sensation in my left thigh causing me to lift up and smashed me into an immigrant worker's face that was caring after lawns for scraps of change. FML

Eff the frog's life.

Some need to go frogging to get such yumminess. I still rather just eat chicken though.