hardly an fml. more of an fml for me reading it

Tell her that she needs to lick butthole for new ideas!

So you and all your co-workers have a good laugh now and then. That's a FML?

I'd keep on going with it! Just wait until one of the guys up on the higher rungs pays a visit and attends one of these sessions!

Instead of workiñg so hard at "tossing the salad," you ought to "**** the dog" for the rest of the day. (I hope you Canadians know that Americans don't use that figure of speech. We'd think your lazy people are literally zoophiles.)

Figures of speech are idiomatic. You can use a phrase to mean whatever the hell you want. You want to know what tossing a salad means? It means to toss a salad. Her colloquial use is as valid as yours. And personally, I'd say her meaning makes more analogical sense.

that's awesome. you can create a fake email address, one that can't be connected to you, and then email her various "salad tossing" webpage links (start with urban dictionary, then go straight to you ****). then maybe she will believe you.

Give her another random term for brainstorming and explain "that's what all the cool cats say nowadays" lol

you have amazing eyes! just saying.. :)

Now everybody loves some BBQ haha