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By Anonymous - 24/03/2011 07:29 - Australia

Today, I was chosen to MC a function at work. I developed a terrible case of hiccups which made the audience giggle and groan for the duration of my time on stage. FML

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By hiccups - 16/05/2021 14:02

Today, I had a job interview. I thought it was going pretty well, until I got the hiccups. The interviewer immediately said, "Yeah, I think we’re done here," and sent me away. FML

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By Kev - 23/08/2023 06:00 - Ireland

Today, I was giving a presentation when my voice cracked like a teenage boy going through puberty. The audience giggled every time it happened. FML

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By bitchyhiccups - 19/03/2012 13:14 - United States - Tempe

Today, I got a horrible case of the hiccups while at my friend's mother's funeral, resulting in me squeaking loudly every five seconds during the eulogy. My friend glared daggers at me until I left the room, then later accused me of being an insensitive bitch for "trying to ruin the funeral." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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By socianx - 18/08/2013 21:23 - Albania

Today, I was to give a business report to several important shareholders. Right at the start, I broke into a coughing fit, then got so nervous that I froze up. When I tried to excuse myself, I tripped over my own feet. I'm now facing demotion for making the company look bad. FML

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By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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By pregz - 27/02/2015 22:23 - United States

Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML

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By FMyThroat - 18/01/2013 00:39 - Peru - Lima

Today, after battling for hours to get just a little sleep before my early morning work shift, I finally began drifting off. Then I got the worst attack of hiccups in my life. FML

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:31

You don't have to go spastic. It may be tough to stomach but I don't think you will be asked to help with any public speaking events. Just swallow your pride and move on.

cookies61889 15

Thursday 24 March 2011 11:48

shit always happens at the wrong time

Comments

playboyintown 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:21

open your mouth and try.

sweetiffany 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:26

That's not that bad... It happens to alot of people.

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:45

WTFF Y Is your face ripped open? Gay

playboyintown 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:47

so that I could find you here. *smooch*

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 14:02

.... I don't get it lmao

playboyintown 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 14:07

you won't. Sit back and enjoy the kiss :)

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 14:57

cleverrrrr;

playboyintown 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:02

tell me something I don't know ;]

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:23

Cocky? ;)

playboyintown 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:27

message me and I'll prove it :]

ASHLEYbcddd 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:31

Will do haha

playboyintown 4

Thursday 24 March 2011 15:39

damn you are such a tease & good at it too.

SirEBC 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 16:31

Are you ******* serious..

MissBunny25 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 16:41

87, hahaha. and guys seriously? I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. this isn't zoosk. it's FML. go **** over the net elsewhere.

Autoshot 9

Thursday 24 March 2011 17:13

Sad, lonely, and pathetic. Poor things.

kuchimama 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:28

You deserve it

JenL_fml 7

Thursday 24 March 2011 14:14

Elaborate.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:31

You don't have to go spastic. It may be tough to stomach but I don't think you will be asked to help with any public speaking events. Just swallow your pride and move on.