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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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By Giggity - 21/02/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2016 05:13 - United States - Boise

Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML

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By tannarox - 28/01/2012 15:46 - United States

Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML

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By shadokis - 12/09/2012 18:31 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML

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Chilling

By craZycatLady - 20/04/2015 18:06 - United States - Mission

Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML

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Sobering

By TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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You deserved it 3 350

By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:58

you should be happy the rat didn't kill your cat then there would be beacoup maggots

BabyDacey 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:47

poor mouse ):

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GermanBoy0_0 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:08

Gravity Cat Is not amused

aardvarkish 16

Tuesday 13 July 2010 4:29

Wass de fukk iss "Gravity Cat"? (Just kidding, Bro. Couldn't resist. Cheers!)

GermanBoy0_0 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:44

Haha I'm new to this FML website cuz I'm just getting used to the language btw what kind of heli is that in your pic

aardvarkish 16

Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:38

It's a Blackhawk flying ambulance.

Umbreon_fml 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:40

GermanBoy, is it okay if I worship you ein bisschen? ich lerne deutsch für ein Jahr, und ich finde die Sprache schöner als englisch.

Spartan058 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:10

Which carpet?

Saritasmiles 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:17

0_0 oh my god I've only seen pictures of maggots and just that freaks me out. I'm so glad I'm not you, I have a rabbit :] I only have to worry about what he likes to chew on!

scar2123 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 12:55

#38 rabbits are corpaphagious !!!!!! ewe!!!!!

Saritasmiles 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:53

# 177 *groan* I never thought of that. BUT: Cat mothers are known to eat the feces of their newborn kittens, Scientists are studying this in dogs believeing that Canines are coprophagous. Along with: hamsters, guinea pigs, chinchillas, apes, and I can name so many others. I still love my rabbit nevertheless. :]