Love: Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away...

By vickyxanne - 13/06/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

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By Questions - 12/05/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Ashford

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML

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By Laceylace - 22/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

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By nudesurprise - 16/04/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 06:29 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By stillhungry - 27/06/2015 18:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

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By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By xxemetahxx - 11/07/2019 06:00

Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML

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debo123 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:35

Sorry to hear that but atleast you found out BEFORE u married him

onigiriqueen 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:35

You could also buy a strap-on fireman.

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redbluegreen 40

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:55

Maybe he's bisexual? It could happen. He needs to tell you what's up, no pun intended. You can't hide shit like that, especially when you're planning on moving in and getting married to this person. Plenty of bisexuals get married though.

Gibbio260 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:55

lol ouch yeah thats pretty rough. what do you do? persist with it buy a strapon lol? or just leave? cause well being engaged and all its probs not easy to jsut pack up and leave aye but your not really left with much of a choice? other opinions lol?

ASchoes 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:56

FYL, but at least you found it before the wedding.

rustyrox 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:59

I think I'd be a little more upset than what you are portraying here. If this Is true, I'm so sorry. That is a pretty deep betrayal. What did he say?? I'm crossing my fingers for you that somehow it's a joke. =(At least it's not 20yrs down the road like on Opra... best of luck...

Wendelaa 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:00

HAHAHAA!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

Kataie 3

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:01

he could just be bi. why do people always assume gay **** = youre not attracted to the opposite sex as well?

elloelle 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:05

#6 wins, and I agree. But I don't understand? Why does cleaning his room excite him? Is he a germophobic OCD? Well I hope he and pablo have a bright and happy future together. Long live the queens.

fckaduck 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:17

3some?

hit_man_493 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 9:06

I like how you think :)

Endymion_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:23

Why do so many of the recent entries sound so fake?

mobius8 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 10:24

Yeah, like everyone else has said, if he's marrying you he's probably just bi-sexual. While you might have wanted to know that sort of thing first, I don't really think he was under any obligation to tell you. I mean, have you told him about all your past relationships? When I'm dating someone I don't want to hear about people they've dated before me, male or female.