Love: Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away...

By vickyxanne - 13/06/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

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By Questions - 12/05/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Ashford

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML

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Hilariously sexy

By Laceylace - 22/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a sexy letter designed to arouse him. I described what I wanted us to do to each other in the most erotic way. Later, he came up to me and hugged me, saying it was the funniest thing he ever read and he's glad he's in love with a girl with such a great sense of humor. FML

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By nudesurprise - 16/04/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 06:29 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over two years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML

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Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By stillhungry - 27/06/2015 18:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML

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By AlexK - 18/06/2009 23:39 - United Kingdom

Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML

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By "BunnysKitty" - 15/09/2017 23:15

Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML

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By xxemetahxx - 11/07/2019 06:00

Today, I got home from work early to find my boyfriend spread eagle on the couch, taking pictures of his anus. Apparently, that's what his other girlfriend is into. FML

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debo123 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:35

Sorry to hear that but atleast you found out BEFORE u married him

onigiriqueen 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:35

You could also buy a strap-on fireman.

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milner 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:41

Akward...

mehwhateverr 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:42

Why would he propose to you if he was gay? and if he was bi, when why would he propose to you if he had another lover? he'd just have to pay for a ring...

NINJAPROTOTYPE10 0

Monday 31 January 2011 6:32

He already bought a ring... A **** ring

stephaniepopatia 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:42

OMG. FYL. Hope you haven't already sent out wedding invites.

YungMarlon23 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:42

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SookyTurner 4

Thursday 19 January 2012 12:22

So does that mean youve seen them to make that comment? You sick individual lol

spacetaco 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:44

Shootnezz. This is what anti-gay marriage does. Messes heterosexuals up even more.

hopiee 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:44

There's a surgery for that ;D

Laci_Laine 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:45

LOL yungmarlon- I agree about the gay **** but yes they do watch it. Gay **** actors make WAY more than straight and they have really loyal fans

Hadley_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:49

I don't understand why people pretend to be straight when it's obvious to themselves and others that they're not.

jnic 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:53

Ahahahah don't even worry, you'll find another guy soon, your delivery = gold. And if not, you could always do it like your fiance, I will give myself up and scissor with you as a reward for the lulz you gave me.

Authoress 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 9:54

He could be bisexual, though he of course should have told you beforehand. Was there any dates on the love letters to Pablo? Either way, that does suck. And #18, maybe they pretend because there are so many close-minded homophobic people out there. That's why I'm waiting till I leave home before I step out of the closet (I'm bi).