By poohead - 09/12/2009 05:07 - Australia

Today, I was cleaning out my new guinea pig cage for the first time because one of them had babies last night. After using a spatula to shovel up the 3 inch layer of crap and placenta, I decided to hose it down. The hose came on so hard, it sprayed the dung and birth water all over my face. FML
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Same thing different taste

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3 inch layer of dirt, shouldn't you have cleaned them out a long time ago?

A guinea pigs pregnancy is 65-72 days...if this was the first time you cleaned it since you got them then you definitely deserve it. Also, I notice you live in QLD...you do know that there are approximately 300+ guinea pigs languising in Australian Cavy Sanctuary shelters in QLD right? And many more in the NSW + Victorian shelters. If you bred on purpose then you really deserve it.

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wtf. 3 inches?? freaking give those guinea pigs to someone who will actually take care of them.

minder97 10

omg that happened to me but with my parrots shirt and their egg gunk! i feel your pain

That's like EXACTLY what happened to me!! And the pet store told me my guinea pig was a boy!!

toxic_walrus 15

YDI for being a negligent pet owner

I have a guinea pig and my pigs cage isnt even covered with that much crap

My family cleans our guniea pig cage every 2-3 days sometimes everyday if he ***** a lot u need to take care of them not leave them in crap

I'm horrified. how long since you cleaned that cage? 3 inches of crap?? that's just disgusting. and using a hose...was the cage outside??

3 inch layer?? maybe if you cleaned it more often it would help. I don't think you should have pets