By Beestings - 24/03/2013 05:14 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML
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Same thing different taste

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On the bright side...he's implying that you have brains. And it's better to base a relationship on brains that are compatible, than it is to be with someone solely because they have big jugs.

That wouldn't be a very original response.

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I don't know if he was that hurtful? Maybe what he meant wasn't that "you wouldn't understand" because you had small boobs or something, but rather that, since you're not attracted to women, you wouldn't understand how much of a hold a good pair of boobs can have on a man. I mean, that's how I first read it. Only after reading the comments did I also see the (possible) "maybe you don't have big boobs" implication. In any case, he's kinda right. About big boobs being helpful for girls, I mean. I'm certain you're perfect just the way you are, or your husband wouldn't have chosen to be with you.

breasts sag, brains last much longer. :)

It sounds to me more like he believes you value brains, not beauty, (which is probably your cause for complaining about the woman in the first place), rather than implying anything about your breast size. But we can get negative about it if you prefer xD

hubbs666 2

Don't complain about celebrities to men. Problem solved

I don't have the brains nor the boobs.

Wow, a sexist jab followed by a self-esteem deflating uppercut.

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Its a simple equation Boobs = good

Vidimus 13

But isn't that a complement? And I know plenty of men who prefer smaller breasts.