Miscellaneous: Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught...

By -_- - 14/06/2014 03:56 - Australia - Elwood

Today, I was confiding in my dad over the phone, after I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. After I hung up and went online, I noticed he'd been live-blogging the whole call on Facebook and commenting that he was considering suicide to escape the boredom. FML

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By lightblue - 10/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend is an active member of the suicide forum. He told me I should make an account too. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 19:26 - United States - Grandville

Today, I heard from my dad for the first time in over six months. It was through Facebook, in a message blaming my brothers and me for his horrible life, and in which he spelled my name wrong. FML

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By Pissed - 21/09/2012 23:20 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. My dad noticed my depression and got me to tell him what was wrong. I told him everything, and trusting him to have an intelligent suggestion, I asked him what I should do. He shrugged and said, "Fuck, sue him, I dunno." FML

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By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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By fuckparents - 09/01/2012 23:01 - United States

Today, my distraught mom called me, saying my dad had killed himself and to come home right away. After cussing out my math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi, I ran into the living room, only to find my parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

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By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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By immaturity all around - 31/03/2013 17:55 - United States

Today, I came home in tears over finding out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. I told my seemingly sympathetic dad everything. His advice was to lure them both to our house with the promise of a three-way, after which he'd "kill the shit" out of them. Real mature, dad. FML

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darlingdollie 24

Saturday 14 June 2014 10:58

That was insensitive of him. Sorry OP, I know how you feel. I'm always here for you or anyone reading this. :)

Space_Teddy 29

Saturday 14 June 2014 10:56

That's just mean

Comments

jazmin3012 28

Saturday 14 June 2014 14:24

that was really inconsiderate of him

Uglyfeet 23

Saturday 14 June 2014 14:52

Well, at least your dad wasn't dubbing as a gamer chick, and you weren't forced to look at and smell his dump. There's always a bright side OP, try to find it

HylianTwilight 21

Saturday 14 June 2014 21:01

I'd rather have a dad that makes me look at his shit. It already happened once in my family....my dads humor is a little odd. As for a double life dad, I don't know.... Buuuuut anyways... This guy is just plain insensitive, and he's humiliating his son by his actions. Live blogging it and writing comments? The heartbroken son doesn't need to add publicly humiliated to his list for a shitty day. FYL OP.

vikky538 28

Saturday 14 June 2014 14:55

that was mean and rude..

briang959 47

Saturday 14 June 2014 15:10

Ouch

Dabombr 11

Saturday 14 June 2014 15:15

Your dad... I can't help but wonder if you had done something in the past to piss him off, but his actions were still jerkish. FYL, for losing two at once (girlfriend and dad)