By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML
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kimmy91 12

What genius created a burns spray that's flammable??

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Betz 10

One of the many reasons why smoking is harmful.

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I_Hug_Cats 26

It's a sign you should stop smoking.

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marinus_fml 19

Dumbass in the making. So let's assume you're right handed, you would most certainly have burnt your right hand thumb. We can also assume you burned the fingerprint side of your thumb, and not the nail part. You then proceed to use an extremely sore and tender thumb to light the lighter. See the problem? You're just a ******* dumbass.

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jizzwold 21

Maybe he uses his index finger to spark it. That's what I do and the heat could still potentially cause the thumb to ignite if he had it close enough. I always read the labels of medicine just incase, maybe you should take up this practice as well op.

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DemonAlpaca 3

He probably used his left hand and shielded the flame with his right hand. That means that his right thumb that had the burn spray on it would have been above the flame

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white16sox 19

You don't ask for thumbs up here like on YouTube you will be thumbed down to the depths of hell.

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redbluegreen 40

#19, it's comments like yours I wish I could thumb down more than once.

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payton1769 0

Haha that's what you get for smoking. Your gonna get lung cancer and die.

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bakesale45 0

Finally someone with commen sense

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Daederoth 10

20, you are a discussing human being. You should be ashamed of yourself for wishing cancer on someone. I'll say it, you're a monster.

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Clamcreepy 7

I hope you said "flame on!" after that thumb of yours got a lil blazed

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mattndahat17 0

That's what you get for smoking

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hewdud 0

If its in a pressurized can, then no shit it's flammable!

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