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By ouchmytits - 28/03/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

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By roadbikemama - 25/10/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

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You deserved it 11 133

By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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You deserved it 3 360

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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You deserved it 6 967

Mush

By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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You deserved it 1 466

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By Clumsy - 24/08/2021 11:01 - Brazil - Niterói

Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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You deserved it 201

By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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You deserved it 40 109

Clumsy

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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You deserved it 280

By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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You deserved it 9 715

By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 106

You deserved it 10 661

Gordon Ramsey called, you're an idiot sandwich

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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You deserved it 558

ChrisLTC 3

Monday 28 March 2011 12:47

Now when you flash your boobs it will look like they are winking!

FMLephant 2

Monday 28 March 2011 12:55

One pound of potatoes, boiled and peeled, mayonnaise, celery, dill weed, a little mustard, and half a nipple. Season to taste.

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jsen82 0

Monday 28 March 2011 13:50

OMG

born_hustla 26

Monday 28 March 2011 13:56

your boobs?! how high were you holding this pot?

DocBastard 38

Monday 28 March 2011 14:41

Or OP is short. Or the water splashed as the pot dropped. Use whatever you call a brain before calling "fake", please.

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 28 March 2011 14:44

That might be expecting too much, Doc.

MrFlintstone 5

Monday 28 March 2011 13:56

no protect the boobs at all cost. their your money makers.

zach456 0

Monday 28 March 2011 14:02

haha just haahaaa wait one more hahahaha

Scrubscrazy 0

Monday 28 March 2011 14:11

OMG owwwwwwww!!

hendrik9300 0

Monday 28 March 2011 14:19

That's bad,are you ok

Amanyyyyyy 29

Sunday 13 April 2014 5:15

...I'm gonna go with my gut here and say the answer to that is no...

Capt_Oblivious 10

Monday 28 March 2011 14:27

Tomato pastie? No need for the adhesive back anymore, just melts right to the nipple. I see a marketable product here.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Monday 28 March 2011 14:29

Potato pastie. damn iPhone thinking it knows what I'm thinking and trying to correct me

nohugs4u 8

Monday 28 March 2011 15:54

iPhone always knows what were thinking

mikkelkarn 0

Monday 28 March 2011 14:32

Lucky nurses xP

candygirldownsou 6

Monday 28 March 2011 14:41

burns suck I feel ur pain

calebpva 0

Monday 28 March 2011 14:41

how exactly was the nipple split in two?!

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 28 March 2011 15:55

More likely, some of it was burned off. Calls for a prosthetic nipple.

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Same thing different taste

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Kitchen nightmares

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