Health: Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the...

By ouchmytits - 28/03/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

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By roadbikemama - 25/10/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

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You deserved it 11 133

By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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You deserved it 3 360

By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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You deserved it 6 967

Mush

By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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You deserved it 1 466

Kitchen nightmares

By Clumsy - 24/08/2021 11:01 - Brazil - Niterói

Today, I accepted I can't cook at all. Why? I burned myself cooking popcorn in a microwave oven. I accidentally burst the package open and a scorching kernel flew into my bra. FML

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You deserved it 201

By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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You deserved it 40 109

Clumsy

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 20:02

Today, I was making Cup Noodles for breakfast. After microwaving it for 3 minutes, I carefully grabbed the cup to pour some water out, but my hand gave out and some water spilled on it. Now I have a burned hand and no noodles. FML

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You deserved it 280

By klutz - 25/08/2010 04:14 - Canada

Today, while grabbing a husk of corn out of the boiling hot pot, I splashed hot water on my neck, dropped the corn on my injured toe, and cut myself on the counters, all while my family laughed at my pain. FML

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You deserved it 9 715

By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 106

You deserved it 10 661

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to make breakfast. I had everything cooking on the stove when I reached to turn on the faucet, only to find out that the head of the faucet was up the sleeve of my robe. After drying off, I went to serve my boyfriend his plate, but when I returned, the stove had caught fire. FML

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You deserved it 558

ChrisLTC 3

Monday 28 March 2011 12:47

Now when you flash your boobs it will look like they are winking!

FMLephant 2

Monday 28 March 2011 12:55

One pound of potatoes, boiled and peeled, mayonnaise, celery, dill weed, a little mustard, and half a nipple. Season to taste.

Comments

rachelaguren 0

Monday 28 March 2011 14:42

win.(:

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Monday 28 March 2011 14:47

ur a clumsy person. that really sux.

TheWorldGreatest 8

Monday 28 March 2011 14:55

wow I'm totally sorry , I sure hope you feel better soon.

sammieskittles 0

Monday 28 March 2011 14:55

umm wow that had to ****** hurt like a b**** so much for sex right now........

hockeyrocks39 0

Monday 28 March 2011 15:35

I would venture to guess if you burned your nipple off the last thing on your mind would be sex. But if you happened to really want to bump-uglies in the midst of 3rd degree burn pain... the nipple really doesn't play a huge role in the whole "sex" thing.

kinga08 0

Monday 28 March 2011 16:06

121, I would like to argue that! While I agree that sex is probably the last thing on OP's mind when she has severe burns, I do not agree that nipples do not play a big role in the "sex thing." Nipples are very sensitive and some women love having their partner play with them, it even helps some women achieve ******. If OP is one of these women, I'd be pissed!

hockeyrocks39 0

Monday 28 March 2011 18:35

130 I agree... I was being more literal in the sense that if you really had to have sex in the condition OP is in, you could do it as in slam bam thank you mam' I guess one nipple could get some action... haha Can't imagine wanting to have sex with 3rd degree burns tho...