Love: Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped...

By sliceddice - 10/03/2010 16:08 - Denmark

Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2012 14:50 - United States - Cabin John

Today, I got home from work to find my boyfriend sobbing hysterically over the death of his cat. The only cat he could be talking about is the one on his Sims account. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

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By forreal - 23/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML

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Me me me

By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2013 14:31 - Sweden - Ludvika

Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML

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Unrequited callousness

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 04:01

Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 16:51 - United States

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

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By bezoar10 - 11/05/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, it's the five year anniversary of my father's death. I was cuddling with my boyfriend and crying about how much I missed him. He replied with, "Sometimes, I think you just like to hear yourself talk." FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:03

LMAO

dacman48 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 20:11

#11's right, some girls look their best in different moods. sometimes its when their crying, laughing, wateve. i had a gf who looked amazing when she was pissed off. pissed her off alot, just to see that face ;)

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DimitraPwns 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:45

WTF?

zero112 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:48

WTF !!! what type of shit ur man is into that he loves when you cry:-/

KurouTenshi 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:50

#77 nailed it (see above for post) so, did he proceed to lick your sweet, salty tears? collect them and rub them on his nipples? if not, I'm severely dissappointed and he needs to up his game. did you know tears make the best lubricant? better than KY baby. better than KY.

Monikabug 9

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:53

You would know this from experience? >:]

DGross 8

Thursday 11 March 2010 0:05

Most "unique" comment I've read all day... I'll give you that... ...it also confused me... congrats :)

killinkira 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 3:52

you're a creeper.

KurouTenshi 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 4:23

@181 and you're a deathnote fan? :o and I'm not a cree-- well at least I'm not a p-- ... I'm a legend of Zelda fan :D

mollyo 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:51

jerk

manderrzzbabyy 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:54

maybe it was a turn on? bt lmao FYL

Mahyar 2

Wednesday 10 March 2010 21:59

YDI ****** for crying for a ******* cat

glbill 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:06

that's sorta weird rather than fml.

Lg11 3

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:12

I'm gonna guess hebjyst got his words confused/what he meant to say came out wrong.

perdix 29

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:12

"Drop your pants and make me laugh, Pencil Dick!"

Squeezeit 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:23

too bad you won't be shedding any tears as you punch him the balls and dump his ass. at least then you'll get to find out if he loves it when you smile too.