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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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You deserved it 36 377

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By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 192

You deserved it 816

By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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You deserved it 4 918

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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You deserved it 6 676

By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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supimnyancat 9

Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:36

Take the hint.

bubblekitty 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:38

Tell him u need his help in the shower

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ilovemyjohnnyboy 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:03

Well les-be-honest.................... Or not! Lol

julian24245 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 6:59

At least you found an honest guy.

zombiekitten87 12

Thursday 13 October 2011 7:00

Take a shower?

yoyo00 4

Thursday 13 October 2011 9:06

That's gross, plain & simple. Take a bath you caveman

anettes 7

Thursday 13 October 2011 9:33

Haha wow.

your_friend86 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 23:26

wash up?

Rvah07 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 7:00

Ask him if he wantsto shower with u.

BloodyDraven 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 8:33

dude, water and soap are an excellent step to help that

trumancassady 0

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:34

That is the funniest thing I have ever read

alannah1988 4

Thursday 20 October 2011 3:57

Wow, Thanks asshole....

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