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By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By KaiyaOtaku1 - 14/07/2014 23:48 - United States - Seattle

Today, while eating dinner with my boyfriend, I look up to see him staring at me, smiling. Hoping he wanted to say how lucky of a man he was who loved me deeply, I asked him what he was thinking. He replied, "You can't smell that yet? It was a noxious one." FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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Revenge!

By princess98 - 18/11/2019 05:00

Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to take a shower, because he smelt awful and wanted to cuddle. After 45 minutes, he did so. I wanted to cuddle and fool around after he was done. I got rejected because he didn't want to get dirty. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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supimnyancat 9

Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:36

Take the hint.

bubblekitty 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 8:38

Tell him u need his help in the shower

Comments

structuredchaoz 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:01

Tell him that the smell of single smells much worse.

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 12 October 2011 20:39

So what? If he wants a fish supper, he's gotta deal with the market!

onefinemess 11

Thursday 13 October 2011 17:03

Ok for the 50th time these are gay men you layme republicans! He wouldn't want fish, nor would his partner. This may not be well known fact but I live in a VERY gay area, and I can tell you with certainty much like Canadians they want crab dinnah!

DuchessAubri 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:33

Maybe it was a really insensative joke. Dont take it too hard. If not, bath n body works goes a long way!!

sailorfreak_fml 4

Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:56

shower more?

graffix1976 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 22:12

You are like my wife she thinks that can either take a "quick" shower, and by quick I mean a 2 minute shower or go for days without one and be fine. You ladies are not fine. When you start to stink it's a whole different level. Not badmouthing women just trying to help some guys out there. Ladies please shower at least every other day (we don't care if you wash your hair).