Miscellaneous: Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4...

By karlajjjjj - 25/10/2013 12:19 - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby

Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By me - 11/11/2010 18:11 - United States

Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML

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Goddamn it

By Kaluhaluha - 25/08/2018 13:00

Today, I came back from a 700-mile round trip. I hit a massive pothole I couldn't avoid and blew out a tire and bent my rim. I was less than a mile from my house. FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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By myhairgetsfrizzywhenwet - 03/06/2011 08:55 - Australia

Today, my sister drove past me while i was walking home in the rain, she honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML

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Mind melt

By roar_shark - 11/07/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from my friend's house and noticed this really cute girl riding her bike. She had an amazing body, beautiful blonde hair, and looked like my kind of girl! About 10 minutes after I got home, my sister pulled up. She had just biked home from the hair salon. FML

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By me - 04/08/2012 19:14 - Canada - Debert

Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML

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Hey there!

By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

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snowby2 15

Friday 25 October 2013 19:06

Well that must have been embarrassing...

Nyx_fml 23

Friday 25 October 2013 19:08

Braking before turning your head might have worked better. Just a thought.

Comments

AshleaJstudent 16

Friday 25 October 2013 19:14

Riding a bike requires you to pay attention.

jrock9093 18

Friday 25 October 2013 19:14

That sucks but I think we all have done something stupid like that lol

chilevmv 7

Friday 25 October 2013 19:16

You couldn't have just stopped and look like a normal person?

jdeezy01 13

Friday 25 October 2013 19:16

Head over heels for this girl?

iphonehipster12 5

Friday 25 October 2013 19:20

well shiiiiit.

IIM_SiCK 6

Friday 25 October 2013 19:21

Hopefully you got this girls number, unless your sister is ugly.

Rainhawk94 27

Friday 25 October 2013 20:14

Are you implying op is male? Because she's not

Nyx_fml 23

Friday 25 October 2013 20:25

Hey, hey. Women can like women too. Having said that, I don't know why anyone would want to go out with someone who looks just like their sibling.

Wizardo 33

Friday 25 October 2013 19:24

Hopefully you were wearing a helmet OP, next time just pull over if you notice someone and flag them down.

Kn0wledge123 21

Friday 25 October 2013 19:25

Even though I find it really annoying when they do that, not all cities have them. Which is even more annoying.

Grauncho 27

Friday 25 October 2013 19:33

You really are the other sister.

JVIarijke 24

Friday 25 October 2013 19:43

And why exactly would you think it was your sister when she lives 4 hours away? One would think she'd let you know if she was coming around. Next time, please think before you do something dumb.