By cadillacfrank - 24/07/2011 21:01 - United States

Today, I was dared to eat durian. With my reputation hanging in the balance, I bought one. Only after I opened it did I realize the extent of the dare. It smelled and tasted like dried cat shit that Satan himself had regurgitated. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Sesh54 7

uhh......well worded and described I guess........

so you have a reputation of eating shit from the Bowels of Satan and you wanted to keep it? is this charlie sheens fml?

Comments

ryratcliff 0

y do u no it tastes like dried cat shit r u trying that

moment4lyfe12 4

Durian's really nice usually. You must have bought a rotten one or something

just want to clear this up, it smells like SHIT, but tastes awsome

durians are awesome! if u want nasty, try the "smelly tofu" from hong kong. now that will have u regurgitate ur lunch.

durian really isn't that bad. it smells terrible but it's actually sweet. it's a fruit with a spiky skin/shell like a pineapple. it's from Asia. the texture is kind of mushy.

I love the way you described that:) I'm so sorry it tasted and smelled like that but I have no clue what a durian is though

deanrip 0

duh... I've been eating this since nursery...