By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
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Welshite 39

Drink your own breast milk. It's supposedly good for building muscle. Soon you'll be having your opponents begging for your secret.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Just tell the haters your body's in such good shape even your nipples are crying at the sight of it!

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shebewoofle 21

Maybe your nipples will throw off you opponent? Good luck in your competition!

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Joshawott 21

If you run into trouble, just give them a squirt in the eyes and scuttle away, a la Dr. Zoidberg. Simples.

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zadok24 11

Change your boxing name to The Milkman

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Corboner 9

Use it as a scare tactic and start lactating during the fight!

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baken101 12

Protect your chest from the punches.hehe!

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DevHowarth 6

My husband has the same problem. Hey, shit happens and everybody is flawed.

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jimeple 12

I guess you should've taken some estrogen blockers with those roids.

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dragoongirl90 34

That's not your fault, OP. I would still date you.

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