By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
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Welshite 39

Drink your own breast milk. It's supposedly good for building muscle. Soon you'll be having your opponents begging for your secret.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Just tell the haters your body's in such good shape even your nipples are crying at the sight of it!

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j_lee_b 14

good luck at your competition, op! & don't worry about the lactation; embrace it!

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igg125 30

Starting selling your breast milk. Women who can't produce will pay good money.

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sunflower_seal 17

I'm sure there is a medication to balance out your hormones, may take awhile but you can be back to normal.

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diego92 13

It's better than being an "accident". If you know what I mean..

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creepyclowntown 10

You should be able to take medicine,I had to because I was unable to breast feed so I never lactate to begin with due to medicine

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fabs1171 23

Pituitary tumour? I feel for you dude

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Well, Ive always wanted to milk a man... U gotta bucket?

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Ruskiy_Cherep 18

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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