By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
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Welshite 39

Drink your own breast milk. It's supposedly good for building muscle. Soon you'll be having your opponents begging for your secret.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Just tell the haters your body's in such good shape even your nipples are crying at the sight of it!

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britt110619 10

get off the juice

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NamelessGhoul 11

Look at the bright side, if you spring a leak in your match it may distract your opponent long enough for you to get a KO

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piercedbiatch 12

if he pisses you off squirt it in his eyes ?

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moo77_fml 20

Don't forget to pack the breast pads lol

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lalathefairy 15

Honestly, I'd be scared to make fun of you! I'm sure everyone else will be as well! Lol

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everton99 16

You sure you're not in a Fight Club instead of boxing?

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umadbrobro 8

Keep popping them steroids and you'll get shit worse than that

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writerchic85 25

I mean if you're sweating when you're boxing maybe the other guy won't notice? Are you just dribbling a little or is it a full out fountain?

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radiocaf 29

The condition wouldn't happen to be gynocomastia, would it?

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Jennababy2792 20

don't worry about it just go out there and do what you do learn more about your condition from your doctor and look at treatment options. I hope something works out for you

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