By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 16:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with a condition that makes me lactate. I'm a 6' tattooed guy with a boxing competition coming up soon. I'm never going to hear the end of this. FML
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Welshite 39

Drink your own breast milk. It's supposedly good for building muscle. Soon you'll be having your opponents begging for your secret.

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askullnamedbilly 33

Just tell the haters your body's in such good shape even your nipples are crying at the sight of it!

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mintlegendary 14

Call yourself The Milky Way

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LyricaSilvan 29

The best thing you can do is not give a **** what people say. If you're a big, muscly dude, intimidate them into keeping their immaturity to themselves.

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themassivefuckup 16

Have you tried that liquid bandage stuff? Could work.

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olillia 16

I mean I know this sucks and is inconvenient, but this is ******* AWESOME. Seriously, dude. It's weird to think about, but you could seriously nourish a child and if that's not the dopest shit you've ever heard, get the **** out of my face

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Ninjerman 7

People in the United Kingdom have the stones to mock a boxer? Damn, I'm out!

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bobslawnservice 16

Yeah, like you just get "Diagnosed" as abusing steroids.

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kev1029 22

Don't take needles in the butt

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Xion0014 20

Gay fathers would probably love to be you right now xD (i don't mean this negatively)

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