By annoyed - 22/01/2015 20:23 - United States - Berkeley

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Today, I was diagnosed with gonorrhea. My dad's reaction was to slowly clap at the news then giggle at his own joke. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 556
You deserved it 10 200

Same thing different taste

Top comments

AirBusDriver 23

Clap clap clap... maybe next time you ought to just FAP FAP FAP.

giantsfan2010 23

Don't be silly, cover your willy!

Comments

That makes no sense unless you caught chlamydia.....

Who tells their parents they have an STD? Planned parenthood and about $100 takes care of that shit embarrassment free.

I'm just not sure why anyone would tell their parents they have an STD? Are you only 15 and cant take care of it yourself or what?

Slap Slap Slap Clap Clap Clap Slap Slap Slap

If you play in the sprinkler wear a raincoat.

His joke would've been a lot funnier if you had chlamydia since that's the STD aka "the clap." Nice try though dad.

Sucks that you have gonerrhea but the joke is funny, bad timing, but funny, haha

Incase y'all don't know, 'the clap' is a nickname for gonorrhoea

You should tell him the clap is chlamydia, and he should get his STIs straight.

Ehm... No, the 'clap' is gonorrhea...

You need to get your STIs straight. OP has it right!