By Emily - 05/12/2012 17:55 - United States - Boston

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML
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Rommel1942 9

If that isn't love I don't know what is xD.

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conman531 23

May the Force be with you

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maddygirl820 10

I mean at least you got a pat on the head… my boyfriend would tell me to suck it up and probably wouldn't even come near me OP

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lostcrazydiamond 10

I would have laughed if my boyfriend told me that in the same situation. :) Or, you know, sat there choking because of the pneumonia.

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laylay33 6

Am I the only ins who always thought it was dark vader..?

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BulldogHoops 14

Yes. Yes you are. In other news... WTF, Brah?

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Pleonasm 35

The French call him "Dark Vador" with a really shitty accent.

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BulldogHoops 14

He was probably trying to be comforting and cute. Cut him some slack, a lot of us men suck at that.

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ICastillo 24

Well it should help you relax, knowing the force is strong with you OP. Na, but really take care of yourself, that's a very serious illness.

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CallmeRyuzaki 0

I got that once a few years ago. Worst experience of my life. It felt like my life was slowly but steadily leaving me. Cortisone saved my life.

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Enslaved 36

Aweee that's actually cute. Too bad you're too ill to appreciate the effort of his humour.

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