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By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML

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By Jeff - 02/08/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML

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By someone something - 09/10/2018 14:00

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2018 01:30

Today, I didn't see the cat in the bathroom before I took my pants down, and the beast tore open my ballsack. The doctor says I might lose my left testicle, depending on how the surgery goes. FML

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By nipped - 16/09/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML

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By coloris - 03/08/2019 00:01

Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML

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By hmb - 16/09/2010 18:50 - United States

Today, my dog used my stomach as a trampoline to jump onto the couch. I wouldn't have minded so much if I wasn't still recovering from having my appendix removed. FML

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By neveragain - 12/02/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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By FAIL - 08/09/2009 05:29 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room. Apparently, when your ex-girlfriend hits you in the nuts with a bat, it can do some damage. FML

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By estallidos - 23/01/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I got out of the hospital for the second time in a week. The first time was for a seizure that my cat induced by tripping me over. The second was to get stitches from the Doberman that had decided to take over my front yard while I was gone. Apparently I was intruding. FML

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Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:09

I swear my dogs aim for my balls when they jump...I think it's retribution for having their balls chopped off.

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 May 2012 22:10

You shouldn't have trained it to fetch balls.

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wairdt 5

Thursday 24 May 2012 1:00

Oh dude I'm sorry to read this. I can't even begin to imagine the pain.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Thursday 24 May 2012 1:28

Ouch!!! :(

RogueJedi14 1

Thursday 24 May 2012 2:02

Watch yo nuggets

FatTony2010 4

Thursday 24 May 2012 2:18

I feel your pain brother!

Akazuki 26

Thursday 24 May 2012 3:00

Good Lord, I think just the fact that you had surgery on your scrotum is enough of an FML (and this is coming from a girl). You have my sympathy OP, FYL.

GaleIsHawt 5

Thursday 24 May 2012 3:11

Do you still feel okay? Gotta love dogs, they know just what to do(:

bluntbeak 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 4:18

**** I was gonna say that :(

lollipop77_fml 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 4:56

Ouch! I'm a lass, and even I cringed!!! Dog was just pleased to see you! If you have a supply of pain killers, I'd pop a couple extra, and maybe when you're at home tie a pillow to the front of you to protect yourself from further dog vs balls incidents!! Hope you're better soon op :)