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By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 680
You deserved it 2 515

Same thing different taste

Top comments

alstbv12 13

I swear my dogs aim for my balls when they jump...I think it's retribution for having their balls chopped off.

perdix 29

You shouldn't have trained it to fetch balls.

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I once knew a guy who had an eye lid problem and needed the thin skin from his scrotum for a skin transplant. The surgery was successful, although now he is a bit ****-eyed.

Llamacod 11

how could he be cockeyed? the skind was from his nuts not his dick

kandi_kid69 15

87- Just laugh at the comment and stfu. ):

whadduppslut 4

Yeah, you never know when life'll just turn around and kick you in the nut sack. Or paw you, as the case may be.....

KiddNYC1O 20

Why did you have surgery done on your scrotum?

KiddNYC1O 20

Thanks for that mental anguish. =P

skyeyez9 24

You will need to either keep your dog away from you or wear a cup until you recover. On a happier note, your doggy loves you.

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel in your pants?". And the pirate says, "ARRGH, IT'S DRIVING ME NUTS!"