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By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 680
You deserved it 2 515

Same thing different taste

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alstbv12 13

I swear my dogs aim for my balls when they jump...I think it's retribution for having their balls chopped off.

perdix 29

You shouldn't have trained it to fetch balls.

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dude that just happened to me, surgery and all. Are u me from the future?

Maybe he thought that if you added more pain to existing injuries they would cancel out and you would feel good, kinda like negative x negative= positive. or he was like 'TAKE IT TO THE NUTS!"

nicholasj96 9

yep i had to get surgery for a hernia in my sack when my cat did the same thing