By shanxi - 23/05/2012 18:47 - United States

Today, I was discharged from the hospital after having scrotal surgery. When I got home, the anesthetic had worn off, but I felt okay. Then my dog jumped up at me, paws slamming straight into my nuts. FML
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alstbv12 13

I swear my dogs aim for my balls when they jump...I think it's retribution for having their balls chopped off.

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perdix 29

You shouldn't have trained it to fetch balls.

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alitbaby 14

I don't have balls and that huff mine, lol.

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fatman1970 25

I guess it wasn't the dog who let out a whimper!

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derpinator 2

Castrate the dog with your kitchenknife :)

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Muffin_boo 12

Sack tapped by the canine. Lol awesome. Sorry man, that had to REALLY hurt.. But it's hilarious! My condolences to what's left of your man junk. :o

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DaGrimRetard 8

to the nuter scooter!

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livelaughlove82 0

Mans best friend , gotta love them

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kitsune3 20

I couldn't say anything after reading that, but I did manage a long groan of sympathy before busting a gut. FYL, OP. Feel better soon.

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