By Anonymous - 07/06/2014 05:15 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 404
You deserved it 4 828

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Indianboy9321 25

Smile the shit out of your face while you wash the shit out of those dishes like no one else!

MAD01502 20

Comments

Maybe I should just make more money or just invent something. Maybe I should just start a political revolution. It's sooooo simple, anyone can do it!

Everyone thinks like that^, that's why often the people who do try, succeed, because they have no competition!

sexyboi1985 27

Smile mate ! Doesn't cost a Penny.

91hayek 31

He should incentivise you to do so; everyone will smile if the price is right.

I think that's funny. Come on man your getting paid that's something to smile about.

Maybe you have resting bitch face when you're bored washing dishes?

Just draw a smile on like The Joker Boom. Problem solved

1dvs_bstd 41

it's not about washing dishes, it's about sending a message.. everyone smile.

You can't smile at dirty dishes, they take that for weakness. You have to give 'em the power scowl to show that grease who's boss!

1dvs_bstd 41

don't you know dishes have feelings too?

Radayam 19

I'd like to believe that OP is literally a dishwasher, as in the actual machine.