By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 19:41 - United States

Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 265
You deserved it 4 359

Same thing different taste

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lyndis_fml 0

this reminded me of the trailer for the movie where they feed the baby pig bacon...

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aholwt 0

i fainted last year dissecting pigs too :( i didn't get to go home though :(

Did you turn on the ventilation? If so, grow a pair. I dissected the same formaldehyde soaked pig for half a semester and I relished the experience.

Disecting is major, super fun. I love disecting.

marinlabyrinth 0

Wow. This is what I hate about most people. If you can't accept the fact that what you are eating is the carcass of an animal, YOU DO NOT DESERVE TO EAT MEAT. if you wouldn't go out and slaughter your own pig, don't eat pork. It's completley disrespectful to the animal who died so you could have a tasty meal. When people just don't want to know or hear about what they are eating because it "grosses them out", that's just messed up and cowardly. I doubt the damn pig is any less thrilled about being dead as you are. Suck it the **** up or become a vegetarian, and help out the workers, environment, and your health while you're at it.

You need to calm down. The OP didn't elaborate on how she felt afterwards, and maybe she's changed. By the way, you completely missed the point. Unless you have something intelligent to say, quit running your mouth.

It was probably the formaldehyde, not rotting piggy flesh. I hate the smell too, and I've dissected a ton of stuff (frogs, squid, pigs, cat, earthworms) but hey, if you could eat pork chops before slicing open Mr. Piggy then you can do it now. I have no problems eating meat even though I know where it comes from because it tastes yummy. The smell never gets better, but you do get more used to it. Just try to breathe out of your mouth, and don't hold your breath (which is probably why you fainted). Think of all the other chemicals you breathe throughout the day. The only difference is, you've gotten used to those.

Look at the human jaw and teeth, it is designed to EAT MEAT! Besides, look at cows, they live in grass. And they shit on grass. That means my food ***** on your food. It makes no sense to be a vegetarian. Also a lot of vegetarians do not get a lot of protein because of no meat and no food from animals. And let me guess, you drink milk, you eat cheese, I'm sure you have shoes that were some way or somehow made of animal skin and im sure that you have eaten eggs, all of which come from animals. Learn to be human

Your food ***** in its own food and then is fed ridiculous amounts of antibiotics so that way it doesn't die before slaughter. You can't live strictly on meat. You could live a very long life on strictly vegan goods. It doesn't make sense to critique a random lifestyle because you feel like being an asshole today. And the FML wasn't about vegetarianism.

Actually, with organic meats available, you're able to get meat that wasn't given antibiotics so that argument is flawed. Also, as far as living a vegan diet, yeah, sure, you can do it, but it would be an unhealthy lifestyle for me because of my level of activity. In order to consume the amount of protein, calcium, and other vitamins without consuming any animal product (including dairy or eggs) then I'd have to consume a ridiculous amount of vegetable and fruit matter which would be limiting to my lifestyle. A balanced died is the best, getting the required amounts of vitamins and nutrition from natural food sources, like a variety of meets, vegetables, fruits, grains, nuts, and dairy products. Gee, didn't they teach you that in Elementary school?

Okay, I registered on this site to refute some dumb stuff someone said about how being vegan wouldn't "give me enough protein for my level of activity." This is complete nonsense. Just so you know, when Carl Lewis won most of his gold medals, he was following a vegan diet. Additionally, there are entire websites devoted to vegan bodybuilding and vegan triathlons. Most people eat too much protein (more than the RDA), not too little (even vegetarians and vegans). Granted, you can't become a vegan and eat only white bread and be healthy, but hopefully I don't have to tell anyone that. Whole grains, legumes, nuts, fruits, and vegetables offer up a huge variety of foods with plenty of nutrients for anyone at any life stage. The American Dieititic Association notes that, "appropriately planned vegetarian diets, including total vegetarian or vegan diets, are healthful, nutritionally adequate, and may provide health benefits in the prevention and treatment of certain diseases. Well-planned vegetarian diets are appropriate for individuals during all stages of the life cycle, including pregnancy, lactation, infancy, childhood, and adolescence, and for athletes." Note that any diet should be "well-planned," not just a vegan one. Additionally, many studies show ALL adults should take a multivitamin. One such study in the Journal of the American Medical Association reads: "it appears prudent for all adults to take vitamin supplements." As for myself, I've been a vegan for almost 4 years and a vegetarian for 2 years before that. I cycle (both on-road and mountain biking) regularly, hike, and enjoy canoeing. I'm not underweight, frail, weak, or pale. By writing this, I'm not trying in any way to be smug or anything like that-- but it irks me when people write things that are wholly untrue. I am willing to discuss anything further with anyone who wants to say that "humans were meant to eat meat" or other ridiculous unprovable statements. And for the record, I think PETA does more harm than good to any of this and wish they'd go away. Rather, I'm a big fan of Gary Francione. Thanks :)

manicrose 3

yes we're totally designed to eat JUST MEAT, that's why we have fangs and strong jaws like a wolf (which live on meat alone) and why we are physically "designed" to be able to catch/kill our meat with our bare hands or even cavemannish weapons. NOT.

Hahhahah this isn't really an fml but it's still hilarious

SumKid_fml 0

I actually cant wait to take anatomy class

050294 0

marinlabyrinth - well, by your logic, you need to harvest your own damn crops to not "disrespect them" Retard

sallybobally 0

fun fact for snooty ovo-lacto vegetarians : cheese almost invariable has dead cow parts in it. Rennet, from the lining of a cow's digstive system, is what they use to curdle cheese