By sucker and suckatash/say don't spray - 17/07/2013 10:06 - United States - Pearl City

Today, I was doing stand-up comedy at open mic. The guy I like started laughing, but before I hit my punch line. Apparently, when I was speaking, I was occasionally spitting, and in the very bright light it was easy to see my spit hitting people in the face. They kept a tally. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 989
You deserved it 6 698

Same thing different taste

Top comments

BubbleGrunge 18

You didn't say HOW you were gonna make people laugh, so I say you succeeded in doing exact what comedians are supposed to do!

VasiIisa 5

I suppose you've mastered the art of the...spit-take.

Comments

I have a couple friends that do standup, it can be hard.. they've been hackled and boo'd. One of them actually just quit couldn't take it. Be positive and better luck next time chicka ;)

It's more like "Thufferin Thuccotash"

Don't feel to bad. It happens to all of us

Dont be a comedian Be a juggler like me!!