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By TheFlash - 22/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML

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By PicturePerfect - 02/03/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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By Pissed - 15/10/2012 19:57 - United States - Newton Center

Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML

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Classic

By jacked - 02/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML

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By FailureAtLife121 - 27/06/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with some of my friends. While eating lunch, we watched a small child get frightened by the person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out laughing only to be jumped by Chip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder than the little kid. FML

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By furball - 15/06/2014 20:01 - Inchture

Today, I was at Sea World and was about to take a picture of the big walrus. I noticed my phone was still set to use the front camera, and I muttered "Oops, selfie mode." A guy next to me turned, looked at me, and said "Not like there's a difference for you." FML

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By Roode - 22/07/2011 17:36 - United States

Today, I was in a pool locker room, surrounded by semi-naked people. While changing into my clothes, I accidentally pushed a button on my phone, causing it to make the loud, unmistakable camera shutter sound effect. Everyone definitely heard it. FML

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By indecentcameraexposure - 05/09/2009 21:14 - Canada

Today, I was using a Kodak Picture Maker in Walmart. I needed help using the machine so the lady that works there came over and tried to load my pictures. I heard some snickering behind me from the people in line. Turns out the pictures loaded. Even the nude ones I forgot about. FML

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By Noname - 16/03/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so i tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML

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By sharky - 20/01/2012 21:17 - United States

Today, I was at Disneyland with a friend. We were watching the light show, and when Tinkerbell came out, we both started crying. Some guy noticed and called us "fucking pussies". FML

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Monday 22 June 2009 10:08

Flashing the camera at Disney World. Right. Way to go.

drinkupgorgeous 0

Monday 22 June 2009 10:08

Classy.

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Anon900 3

Monday 6 December 2010 3:23

damn I wish I was there. how old are you btw?

AnimeGirl0071 1

Friday 18 March 2011 4:32

Oh shit I did that at gatti town except I flipped of the camera hahahha your life sucks :)

inlovewithPosey2 0

Monday 6 June 2011 10:12

I have never been in a photo booth with a news feed... well now I know not to flash the camera in disney world:P

K1ll_J0y 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:50

my friends and i is correct grammer.

BlueSlidePark 2

Saturday 4 February 2012 0:53

grammar*

acdc923 0

Friday 1 July 2011 18:49

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... hahahahahahahahahahahaha

stephltorres 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 9:32

that's what u get for being a ****

PrimeStarscream 30

Friday 29 July 2011 1:37

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're stupid.

PapSmearNinja 4

Tuesday 16 August 2011 11:57

living on the wild side!

Trilogy 1

Monday 3 October 2011 5:46

Derp...

Bevijean 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 18:03

Gross..

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